09 Apr 03 05:47, Illegally Blonde wrote to Saddam Insane:
 SI>> This is almost as bad as the time we captured the US 5th Valley Girl
 SI>> Infantry Division and had the rest of the war effort interrupted with
 SI>> "so grody!" and "gag me with a spoon!" ad-infiniteum.

 IB> Like, get out!  Is that where all my girlfriends went?  We were 
 IB> supposed to, y'know, like have a meeting and organize our hairstyles 
 IB> for this year's prom last night!  Major bummer that I was the only 
 IB> one there...  :-(

We valley gals have been busy... we received a tipoff from the head of
Polish Intelligence that Saddam and his minions would be at the local
Burger Shah restaurant so we snuck in and gagged them with a spoon. Every
last one of 'em.

It was like, totally bitchin'... oh my gawd!

They like kicked us out because our toenails were like, so grody after our
marching hundreds of miles across the desert to take Baghdad. Like, barf
out!

We then dropped eight thousand pounds of explosives on the place and our
hair got completely messed up as we watched everything get blown up like
totally.

But then, us California gals will try anything to get our pictures on CNN.

--- It's like so tubular ya'know