From: "Free Gift" 


"St. Jackanapes"  wrote in
message news:oq40k.v6v.17.10{at}news.alt.net...
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> when they said...
>
>> On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes 
>> wrote:
>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > when they said...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes

>> > > wrote:
>> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > > > when they said...
>> >
>> > > > > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes

>> > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of e was questioned when
they
>> > > > > > said...
>> >
>> > > > > > > "St. Jackanapes"
 wrote in
messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>> >
>> > > > > > > > Father Haskell vomited up the
following vile mess...
>> >
>> > > > > > > >> Map searches on all map
servers return a street intersection
when
>> > > > > > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton
Parkway.  There's an office
building of
>> > > > > > > >> some sort, with an empty
parking lot, but that comes up as
5710
>> > > > > > > >> Mableton.
>> >
>> > > > > > > > I've been offline for a bit, so
I'm not sure who you're
referring to.
>> > > > > > > > But to guess, are you referring
to Dr. Chung's imaginary
office
>> > > > > > > > building?
>> >
>> > > > > > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit.
He's referring to ur new home
>> > > > > > > location, just dig about 4000 miles
deep, in hell.     :-:
>> > > > > > > We'll be updating 
http://www.voy.com/20630/soon! (-;
>> >
>> > > > > > What am I to do with this homosexual
stalker, Father? Every time I
get
>> > > > > > back home from one of my stressful
international business
conferences
>> > > > > > sit down at my PC to relax and post in
AFJC, here's this gay guy
>> > > > > > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends
me sexually propositional
>> > > > > > emails from his alter-ego
"Alice" - and signs me up for perverted
>> > > > > > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his
reply just above, he's
going to
>> > > > > > go to my forum and post things from
"Alice" - he's got a really
sick
>> > > > > > homo obsession with me - an online
stalker that I'm afraid -
terrified
>> > > > > > actually - will turn into real world
stalking and endanger my
loving
>> > > > > > family and maybe even my job in the
publishing industry. What do I
do,
>> > > > > > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic
boy (lapsed) do to protect
>> > > > > > himself and family from this electronic terrorism?
>> >
>> > > > > Have you discussed this person with the kind Reverend
>> > > > > Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public meeting between
>> > > > > the two?
>> >
>> > > >  But of course... Mine eyes
were open but I could not
>> > > > see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in
Heaven, by God! I'll fix
>> > > > the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
debilitated eyes, and
>> > > > once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
Loiodice will be off my
>> > > > back permanently - uh, I mean that figuratively, of course!
>> >
>> > > Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
"Little Bo Peep"
>> > > costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never figure it
>> > > out.
>> >
>> > The only problem with that is that Phelps might spend all of his time
>> > trying to fuck the sheep, and never get around to cornholing Little Bo
>> > Loiodice.
>>
>> That always happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and Phred Felps.
>
> Oh well, even if it doesn't work out, it will still look good on
> YouTube.
>
> --
> St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws
> MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/

Larry Jackowski, aka St. Jackanapes, said, I was having the seizures so
often that when they sat me down for an  EEG, the guy running the machine
said "COOL! You just had a seizure  right after I turned my machine on
- that almost never happens!" They were occurring in my right frontal
cortex, and at that location, it kept me from noticing them happening. I
thought the world had gone nuts. They kept asking me why I kept shaking and
talking to invisible people.

From that testimony, I'd say that Larry is the one whose is stupid, and
completely incompetent to talk about anybody being sub par, huh. He has
also admitted to I'll cheating on his wife, he has been soaked in sexual
sin, adultery, divorce, drunkenness, and just about everything else
corrupt. He is a model for the insane ward, by his own words! Let's apply
the "Baker Act" on dis fucker!

At the very least, he has let his (what left of it) hair down for all of us to see
him as he really is. He puts a very good mask on but he is not useful in
any respect! That's probably why he is always on the attack. He really is a
weak sub-human, (probably ask his x wife), and tries to offset this by
being tough up front. I now know what he really is!

 Larry Jackowski, you are in need of continual help from a professional,
 and I now really feel sorry for you! I probably will not be able to
 attack you or ridicule you as I may have in the past, knowing just who and
 you've have become. In comparison to your life, I am really blessed, and
 I have to remind myself just how much! When I hear about Deb's life and
 now LJ's life, my life has been filled with almost no tragedy, very little
 corruption, and no adultery. My schooling and employment career has
 allowed me to retire early and has for the most part comforting to know
 I have been able to support me and my family independently,
 and successfully, without physical or mental stress, unlike yours.

 You DO need Jesus in your lives, as He Is your only hope.

P.S.

Premarital sex always endangers future marital happiness. It follows as
night follows day. Surveys have shown that those who were sexually pure
when they went to the marriage altar have the greatest opportunity to have
a happy marriage. You can understand why. Suppose a man says to a woman
"I love you so much I just can't wait." He talks her into giving
in to his desires. Now think about a man who loves and respects a woman by
keeping her pure. Do you see the trust that builds? God has a wonderful
plan for you. Sex is so bad outside marriage because it's so good inside
marriage.


When I NOW say "Don't be a jackanapes!", it places a much deeper
meaning to it, knowing just what a real screw-up you have made of your
life.

The only explanation for such a horrendous life is what Dr. Andrew Chung
has said, that you and many others here are not really in control, but you
do have the "Spirit of ERROR" a demon, from the enemy, Satan,
indwelling within you.

 - chow!


-- Sig
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