From: "Free Gift" 


"St. Jackanapes"  wrote in
message news:osq5m.k0l.17.10{at}news.alt.net...
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> when they said...
>
>> On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes  wrote:
>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > when they said...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
>> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > > > when they said...
>> >
>> > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes

>> > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > > > > > when they said...
>> >
>> > > > > > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes

>> > > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
>> > > > > > > > when they said...
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes

>> > > > > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
questioned when they
>> > > > > > > > > > said...
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > > "St.
Jackanapes"  wrote
in messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > Father
Haskell vomited up the following vile mess...
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > > >> Map
searches on all map servers return a street
intersection when
>> > > > > > > > > > > >> queried
for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's an office
building of
>> > > > > > > > > > > >> some
sort, with an empty parking lot, but that comes
up as 5710
>> > > > > > > > > > > >> Mableton.
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > I've been
offline for a bit, so I'm not sure who
you're referring to.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > But to
guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's
imaginary office
>> > > > > > > > > > > > building?
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > > NOPE ! ! !
jackanapes of da pit. He's referring to ur
new home
>> > > > > > > > > > > location, just
dig about 4000 miles deep, in hell.
:-:
>> > > > > > > > > > > We'll be
updating  http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > > What am I to do with
this homosexual stalker, Father?
Every time I get
>> > > > > > > > > > back home from one of
my stressful international business
conferences
>> > > > > > > > > > sit down at my PC to
relax and post in AFJC, here's this
gay guy
>> > > > > > > > > > harassing me for sick
cult sex! He sends me sexually
propositional
>> > > > > > > > > > emails from his
alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me up for
perverted
>> > > > > > > > > > newsletters. Then, as
you notice in his reply just above,
he's going to
>> > > > > > > > > > go to my forum and
post things from "Alice" - he's got a
really sick
>> > > > > > > > > > homo obsession with
me - an online stalker that I'm afraid
- terrified
>> > > > > > > > > > actually - will turn
into real world stalking and endanger
my loving
>> > > > > > > > > > family and maybe even
my job in the publishing industry.
What do I do,
>> > > > > > > > > > Father? What is a
heterosexual Catholic boy (lapsed) do to
protect
>> > > > > > > > > > himself and family
from this electronic terrorism?
>> >
>> > > > > > > > > Have you discussed this
person with the kind Reverend
>> > > > > > > > > Phred Felps, perhaps
arranging a public meeting between
>> > > > > > > > > the two?
>> >
>> > > > > > > >  But of
course... Mine eyes were open but I
could not
>> > > > > > > > see! Yes! They're a proverbial
match made in Heaven, by God!
I'll fix
>> > > > > > > > the two of them up as a blind
date, speaking of debilitated
eyes, and
>> > > > > > > > once Rev. Phred figures out
what his date is, Loiodice will be
off my
>> > > > > > > > back permanently - uh, I mean
that figuratively, of course!
>> >
>> > > > > > > Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress
Loidice in a "Little Bo Peep"
>> > > > > > > costume, complete with sheep.  Felps
might never figure it
>> > > > > > > out.
>> >
>> > > > > > The only problem with that is that Phelps
might spend all of his
time
>> > > > > > trying to fuck the sheep, and never get
around to cornholing
Little Bo
>> > > > > > Loiodice.
>> >
>> > > > > That always happens when you mix liquor,
Viagra, and Phred Felps.
>> >
>> > > > Oh well, even if it doesn't work out, it will still
look good on
>> > > > YouTube.
>> >
>> > > You don't say?
>> >
>> > > Someone forge a video, just for the fun of it.
>> >
>> > Can you fuck with videos like you can fuck with photos using Photoshop?
>> > Is there something like Videoshop out there? My entry into the video
>> > world came to a screeching halt about a year ago when my JVC GR-DVM75
>> > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the digital tape into its
>> > belly. And of course I don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>>
>> A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
>
> It sure as hell did. That crappy video with faked cannibal scenes made
> fucking millions. If I'd had the video cam back then I could have made
> much better stuff and outsold those guys. A lot of it was just
> laughable, but people ate it up!
>
> --
> St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws
> MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/


Larry Jackowski, aka St. Jackanapes, said, I was having the seizures so
often that when they sat me down for an  EEG, the guy running the machine
said "COOL! You just had a seizure  right after I turned my machine on
- that almost never happens!" They were occurring in my right frontal
cortex, and at that location, it kept me from noticing them happening. I
thought the world had gone nuts. They kept asking me why I kept shaking and
talking to invisible people.

From that testimony, I'd say that Larry is the one whose is stupid, and
completely incompetent to talk about anybody being sub par, huh. He has
also admitted to I'll cheating on his wife, he has been soaked in sexual
sin, adultery, divorce, drunkenness, and just about everything else
corrupt. He is a model for the insane ward, by his own words! Let's apply
the "Baker Act" on dis fucker!

At the very least, he has let his (what left of it) hair down for all of us to see
him as he really is. He puts a very good mask on but he is not useful in
any respect! That's probably why he is always on the attack. He really is a
weak sub-human, (probably ask his x wife), and tries to offset this by
being tough up front. I now know what he really is!

 Larry Jackowski, you are in need of continual help from a professional,
 and I now really feel sorry for you! I probably will not be able to
 attack you or ridicule you as I may have in the past, knowing just who and
 you've have become. In comparison to your life, I am really blessed, and
 I have to remind myself just how much! When I hear about Deb's life and
 now LJ's life, my life has been filled with almost no tragedy, very little
 corruption, and no adultery. My schooling and employment career has
 allowed me to retire early and has for the most part comforting to know
 I have been able to support me and my family independently,
 and successfully, without physical or mental stress, unlike yours.

 You DO need Jesus in your lives, as He Is your only hope.

P.S.

Premarital sex always endangers future marital happiness. It follows as
night follows day. Surveys have shown that those who were sexually pure
when they went to the marriage altar have the greatest opportunity to have
a happy marriage. You can understand why. Suppose a man says to a woman
"I love you so much I just can't wait." He talks her into giving
in to his desires. Now think about a man who loves and respects a woman by
keeping her pure. Do you see the trust that builds? God has a wonderful
plan for you. Sex is so bad outside marriage because it's so good inside
marriage.


When I NOW say "Don't be a jackanapes!", it places a much deeper
meaning to it, knowing just what a real screw-up you have made of your
life.

The only explanation for such a horrendous life is what Dr. Andrew Chung
has said, that you and many others here are not really in control, but you
do have the "Spirit of ERROR" a demon, from the enemy, Satan,
indwelling within you.

 - chow!


-- Sig
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