From: "Free Gift" 


"St. Jackanapes"  wrote in
message news:p1p5a.ase.17.3{at}news.alt.net...
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Earle Jones was questioned
> when they said...
>
>> In article ,
>>  "e"  wrote:
>>
>> > "St. Jackanapes" 
wrote in message
>> > news:osocb.k0l.17.6{at}news.alt.net...
>> > >
>> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
Haskell was questioned
>> > > when they said...
>> > >
>> > >> On Mar 5, 9:06 pm, Earle Jones
 wrote:
>> > >> > In article
,
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >  MaleTom  wrote:
>> > >> > >
>>http://www.geocities.com/rapturerescueforce/Rapture.jpg
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > >*
>> > >> > > >Man, that is fucking bizarre!
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > >What crazy kook painted that piece of
crap?  Is that a schoolbus
>> > >> > > >that has just been crashed?  And note
the (9-11) airplane crashing
>> > >> > > >into the building.  People in robes
(the good Christians, I
assume)
>> > >> > > >floating up to heaven, just as some of
the corpses from the nearby
>> > >> > > >graves.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > Also note that according to the artist,
people working in fancy
high
>> > >> > > rise office buildings won't be "raptured".
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > >Anyone who will buy into that
disturbed garbage is indeed
>> > >> > > >certifiably crazy.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > Of course. When they re-define any normal
human sex drive as "evil
>> > >> > > sin",  it is bound to cause all sorts
of psychological problems.
>> > >> > > Oddly, sex in all other living species is
not considered "sinful",
no
>> > >> > > matter how strange and perverse. Somehow
that ever luvin' god
reserved
>> > >> > > sexual sin just for us! Doesn't that make
you feel special?
>> > >> >
>> > >> > > They think that since we are the result of
sex, we all inherit
>> > >> > > "original sin" and can only be
saved by having someone pure and
>> > >> > > innocent get tortured to death. As if
their "God" couldn't just
issue
>> > >> > > a pardon!
>> > >> >
>> > >> > *
>> > >> > Speaking of weird sex, recently I saw a big
male elephant seal mount
>> > >> > a telephone pole that was on the ground.  (I
work at the Ano Nuevo
>> > >> > State Reserve in California, home of a large
colony of elephant
>> > >> > seals)  This is the breeding season -- the
testosterone level is
>> > >> > *very* high right now and these dudes will mate
with anything!
>> > >>
>> > >> Let's get Assaf drunk and dress him in a female
elephant seal costume.
>> > >
>> > > Sounds like something we could sell to The Discovery
Channel or Animal
>> > > Planet. If that fails I'm sure we could sell it to
Barnyard-Sex.com.
>> > > Everyone's gotta be burnt out on sheep & chicken
fuckers by now.
>> > >
>> >       We? You? Nope. UR a failure, and will never prosper
until U change.
>>
>> *
>> And who exactly is that piece of profound advice aimed at?
>
> Himself, really. He knows nothing about me financially so he projects
> his angst at me because I'm popular, talented, and an atheist.
> Everything that he is not.
>
> --
> St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws
> MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/


Larry Jackowski, aka St. Jackanapes, said, I was having the seizures so
often that when they sat me down for an  EEG, the guy running the machine
said "COOL! You just had a seizure  right after I turned my machine on
- that almost never happens!" They were occurring in my right frontal
cortex, and at that location, it kept me from noticing them happening. I
thought the world had gone nuts. They kept asking me why I kept shaking and
talking to invisible people.

From that testimony, I'd say that Larry is the one whose is stupid, and
completely incompetent to talk about anybody being sub par, huh. He has
also admitted to I'll cheating on his wife, he has been soaked in sexual
sin, adultery, divorce, drunkenness, and just about everything else
corrupt. He is a model for the insane ward, by his own words! Let's apply
the "Baker Act" on dis fucker!

At the very least, he has let his (what left of it) hair down for all of us to see
him as he really is. He puts a very good mask on but he is not useful in
any respect! That's probably why he is always on the attack. He really is a
weak sub-human, (probably ask his x wife), and tries to offset this by
being tough up front. I now know what he really is!

 Larry Jackowski, you are in need of continual help from a professional,
 and I now really feel sorry for you! I probably will not be able to
 attack you or ridicule you as I may have in the past, knowing just who and
 you've have become. In comparison to your life, I am really blessed, and
 I have to remind myself just how much! When I hear about Deb's life and
 now LJ's life, my life has been filled with almost no tragedy, very little
 corruption, and no adultery. My schooling and employment career has
 allowed me to retire early and has for the most part comforting to know
 I have been able to support me and my family independently,
 and successfully, without physical or mental stress, unlike yours.

 You DO need Jesus in your lives, as He Is your only hope.

P.S.

Premarital sex always endangers future marital happiness. It follows as
night follows day. Surveys have shown that those who were sexually pure
when they went to the marriage altar have the greatest opportunity to have
a happy marriage. You can understand why. Suppose a man says to a woman
"I love you so much I just can't wait." He talks her into giving
in to his desires. Now think about a man who loves and respects a woman by
keeping her pure. Do you see the trust that builds? God has a wonderful
plan for you. Sex is so bad outside marriage because it's so good inside
marriage.


When I NOW say "Don't be a jackanapes!", it places a much deeper
meaning to it, knowing just what a real screw-up you have made of your
life.

The only explanation for such a horrendous life is what Dr. Andrew Chung
has said, that you and many others here are not really in control, but you
do have the "Spirit of ERROR" a demon, from the enemy, Satan,
indwelling within you.

 - chow!


-- Sig
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