PH>>> Greetings from the Great White Capital.

 TM>> A capital "M" we hope.

 PH> Indeed. The conspicuous lack of swamps, however, makes Ottawa a
 PH> difficult place, moosewise, at times. Urban moose are sometimes seen
 PH> shaking their antlers in frustration when navigating the concrete
 PH> forest.

There's nothing so forlorn-looking as a moose scratching his back on one of
those leafless iron trees with the funny light on top, unless it's watching
one try to break through the black crust that covers the swamp.

--- McGuffey's Reader                                 GoldED+/W32