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from: George Pope
date: 2006-03-02 21:01:00
subject: Way to Go, Sheriff!

LET'S HEAR ANOTHER "ATTABOY'' FOR SHERIFF ARPAIO---

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE 
MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING 
ELECTED AGAIN AND AGAIN.





These are some of the reasons why:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent 
city jail."

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges 
the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and 
took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all 
but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work
on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get 
sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a 
federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So 
he hooked up the cable TV again only allowed the Disney 
channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they 
will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on 
my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't 
the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on videotape 
that he pipes into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by 
a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series 
might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails 
in the first place.






More on the Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix 
(116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press 
reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-
surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail 
have been given permission to strip down to their 
government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either
curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, 
which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat 
collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink 
socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, 
an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's 
inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent 
city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, 
and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He 
said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 
degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, 
and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't 
commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this 
one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat
offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes 
- not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, 
only to go out and commit another crime so they can get 
back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things 
taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves. 

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa 
County, Arizona. 
                                                                

Because I care,
|<+]::-)  (Cyberpope(the Bishop of ROM!))
(aka Reverend George A. Pope)

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