G'morning all....

My spy in Toowoomba, Queensland,  send me the following SITREP on 
the morale of the Greganians that runs thusly...

A Laugh While we can!

(This could keep the trans-Tasman rivalry high for the second 
round of the Tri-nations Rugby....)

The Australian Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps. 
They had pictures of the Australian Rugby test players on them. 
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. 

Did you hear about the Australian politician who was found dead in 
a Wallabies shirt? The police had to dress him up in women's 
underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

Four surgeons taking a coffee break ... The first one says, 
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them 
up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, 
"Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in 
alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. 
Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I 
prefer an Australian rugby player. They're heartless, spineless, 
gutless, and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

Q. If you see a Wallaby fan on a bicycle, why should you never 
swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.

Q. What do Australian Wallaby fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q. What do you have when 100 Australian Wallaby fans are buried up 
to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead 
Australian fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a snake & an Australian 
fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Australian fan - twice.

Q. What's the difference between a Wallabies fan and a broken jet 
engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

Q. How many male Australian rugby fans does it take to change a 
light bulb?
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it, & a Manager to 
say that if the referee had done his job in the first place the 
light bulb would never have burnt out. 


With stolen jokes like these,  they'll probably forfeit the 
Bledesloe, too....

:-))
 
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