From: "Unsaved White Trash" 


"St. Jackanapes"  wrote in
message news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
>
>>
>> "Father Haskell"  wrote in message
>> news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> >> questioned
>> >> when they said...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes

>> >> > wrote:
>> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of
Father Haskell was
>> >> > > questioned
>> >> > > when they said...
>> >>
>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes

>> >> > > > wrote:
>> >> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> >> > > > > questioned
>> >> > > > > when they said...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
>> >> > > > > > 
>> >> > > > > > wrote:
>> >> > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
the sobriety of Father Haskell
>> >> > > > > > > was
>> >> > > > > > > questioned
>> >> > > > > > > when they said...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St.
Jackanapes
>> >> > > > > > > >

>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
>> >> > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>> >> > > > > > > > > Haskell
>> >> > > > > > > > > was questioned
>> >> > > > > > > > > when they said...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 4,
11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
>> >> > > > > > > > > >

>> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
questioned when they
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > said...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
"St. Jackanapes" 
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> Father Haskell vomited up the following vile
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mess...
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> Map searches on all map servers return a
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> street
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> intersection when
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> an
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> office building of
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> that
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> comes up as 5710
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> Mableton.
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not sure
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > who
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> you're referring to.
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> But to guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> imaginary office
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> building?
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's referring
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > to
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > ur new home
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > hell.
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > :-:
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
We'll be updating
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > What am
I to do with this homosexual stalker,
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > Father?
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > Every time I get
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > back
home from one of my stressful international
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
business conferences
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > sit
down at my PC to relax and post in AFJC,
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > here's
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > this gay guy
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > sexually
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > propositional
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > emails
from his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > up
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > for perverted
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply just
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > above,
he's going to
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > go to
my forum and post things from "Alice" - he's
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > got a really sick
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > homo
obsession with me - an online stalker that
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > I'm
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > afraid
- terrified
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
actually - will turn into real world stalking and
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
endanger my loving
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > family
and maybe even my job in the publishing
>> >> > > > > > > > > > >
industry. What do I do,
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > Father?
What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > (lapsed)
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > do to protect
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > himself
and family from this electronic terrorism?
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > Have you
discussed this person with the kind
>> >> > > > > > > > > > Reverend
>> >> > > > > > > > > > Phred Felps,
perhaps arranging a public meeting
>> >> > > > > > > > > > between
>> >> > > > > > > > > > the two?
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > >  But of course... Mine eyes were open
>> >> > > > > > > > > but
>> >> > > > > > > > > I could not
>> >> > > > > > > > > see! Yes! They're
a proverbial match made in Heaven,
>> >> > > > > > > > > by
>> >> > > > > > > > > God! I'll fix
>> >> > > > > > > > > the two of them
up as a blind date, speaking of
>> >> > > > > > > > > debilitated eyes, and
>> >> > > > > > > > > once Rev. Phred
figures out what his date is, Loiodice
>> >> > > > > > > > > will be off my
>> >> > > > > > > > > back permanently
- uh, I mean that figuratively, of
>> >> > > > > > > > > course!
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > > Get 'em both roaring
drunk.  Dress Loidice in a "Little
>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
>> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
>> >> > > > > > > > costume, complete with
sheep.  Felps might never figure
>> >> > > > > > > > it
>> >> > > > > > > > out.
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > > The only problem with that
is that Phelps might spend all
>> >> > > > > > > of
>> >> > > > > > > his time
>> >> > > > > > > trying to fuck the sheep,
and never get around to
>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>> >>
>> >> > > > > > That always happens when you mix
liquor, Viagra, and Phred
>> >> > > > > > Felps.
>> >>
>> >> > > > > Oh well, even if it doesn't work out,
it will still look good
>> >> > > > > on
>> >> > > > > YouTube.
>> >>
>> >> > > > You don't say?
>> >>
>> >> > > > Someone forge a video, just for the fun of it.
>> >>
>> >> > > Can you fuck with videos like you can fuck with
photos using
>> >> > > Photoshop?
>> >> > > Is there something like Videoshop out there? My
entry into the
>> >> > > video
>> >> > > world came to a screeching halt about a year
ago when my JVC
>> >> > > GR-DVM75
>> >> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the
digital tape into
>> >> > > its
>> >> > > belly. And of course I don't have the cash to
get it fixed.
>> >>
>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
>> >>
>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy video with faked
cannibal scenes made
>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the video cam back then I
could have made
>> >> much better stuff and outsold those guys. A lot of it was just
>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
>> >
>> > A lot of National Geographic "Africa documentaries" were shot
>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the actresses paid extra to
>> > go topless.
>> >
>> they got paid more when their boobies were hanging closest to their
>> navels.
>
> Well, back in those days they didn't have those Howard Hughes designed
> "lift & separate" Jane Russell bras. In the 20's they
hardly sold what
> we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda wrapped some linen
> material around their tits a few times, making them look flat. Women
> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda things with a big shelf
> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways didn't do much to counteract
> the ever-present force of gravity.
>
> So the women of the time, be they naked African Wah-toot-zees of the
> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New York high society, all
> had one degree or another of the breasts tendencies to try and touch
> their toes. This saved movie producers milk buckets full of cash to use
> on special effects. All they had to do was raid the Little Nubia section
> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and tossing nets. These
> National Geographic documentaries were a great relief to puberty
> tormented male teens the world over ever since.

My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or Scientific American on the
back of our toilet.
Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was a brainiac.

>
> --
> St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> John "Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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> "I'm one tough gazookas that hates all palookas
>     ~ that ain't on the up and square.
> I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out-roughs 'em
>        ~ and none of 'em gets nowhere.
> So keep good behavior, it's your one lifesaver,
>          ~  with Popeye the Sailor Man."  - Popeye - God of the 7 Seas
>
>
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