-={ RFC-5322 (Ladysmith): Wed, 17 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0800 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Rochester): Wed, 17 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0500 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Zulu Time): Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 }=-
-={ UUID: a058325b-886a-47ed-9e72-3957583bbe93 }=-

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around ...

... Future cybertoasts of note:
    2018-01-20 is    2 days from now and falls on a Saturday.
    2019-01-01 is  348 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
    2024-11-05 is 2483 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
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