-={ RFC-5322 (Ladysmith): Tue, 16 Jan 2018 16:05:00 -0800 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Rochester): Tue, 16 Jan 2018 19:05:00 -0500 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Zulu Time): Wed, 17 Jan 2018 00:05:00 +0000 }=-
-={ UUID: 7f0b96f7-b2d0-46d4-93ab-087d125baaad }=-

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more ...

... Future cybertoasts of note:
    2018-01-17 is    0 days from now and falls on a Wednesday.
    2018-01-20 is    3 days from now and falls on a Saturday.
    2019-01-01 is  349 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
    2024-11-05 is 2484 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
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