-={ RFC-5322 (Ladysmith): Mon, 15 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0800 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Rochester): Mon, 15 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0500 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Zulu Time): Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 }=-
-={ UUID: b208e85d-6aaa-4f90-826a-960aea6f7d0f }=-

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around ...

... Future cybertoasts of note:
    2018-01-17 is    1 days from now and falls on a Wednesday.
    2018-01-20 is    4 days from now and falls on a Saturday.
    2019-01-01 is  350 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
    2024-11-05 is 2485 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
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