-={ RFC-5322 (Ladysmith): Sun, 14 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0800 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Rochester): Sun, 14 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0500 }=-
-={ RFC-5322 (Zulu Time): Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 }=-
-={ UUID: 760065a9-3cbf-4b22-a31e-d3fa78f58ae2 }=-

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around ...

... Future cybertoasts of note:
    2018-01-17 is    2 days from now and falls on a Wednesday.
    2018-01-20 is    5 days from now and falls on a Saturday.
    2019-01-01 is  351 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
    2024-11-05 is 2486 days from now and falls on a Tuesday.
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