From: St. Jackanapes 


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:16:20 -0400, St. Jackanapes
>  wrote:
>
>
> >Kids are reaching puberty earlier and earlier these days. I can guess
> >why.
>
> Have you seen some of these teachers?  Reminds me of Van Halen's "Hot For
> Teacher"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hENut2cMMHQ

My teachers didn't look like that at all. Most of them looked like my 9th
grade history teacher, Mrs. Overholt. She was plump, only owned 5 dresses,
was 55 years old, and had a large matronly bosom. That large bosom acted
like a shelf underneath her face, so that when she drank coffee with
donuts, the shelf would capture all the crumbs and coffee dribbles. She
made me sit in the very front row, much to my displeasure. I'd have to sit
in there stoned as hell, and have to look at those coffee stains for what
seemed like an eternity.

Her class was usually one of the dullest of the day. She'd ask questions
and no one would dare raise their hand. She'd just jabber on. One afternoon
she was droning on about the Indians and the Calvary. I was pretty stoned,
as was most of the rest of the class. I was half listening to her talking
about Custer when she said "Custer snuck around behind a hill to beat
off the Indians." I lost it big time. I was in hysterics. More of the
class, whether they heard her or not, began laughing too. Soon the entire
classroom of 30 kids was in high hilarity, most of them not even knowing
why. Poor Mrs. Overholt looked scared at first, not used to any reactions
from us. Soon she was laughing too. After a few minutes we all calmed down
and went back to just as before. Mrs. Overholt never understood what
happened.

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