From: St. Jackanapes 


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:03:40 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>  wrote:
>
> >
> >"Velvet Elvis"  wrote in message
> >news:7lkq03ddm74aph4i030guebltcugrhqpdt{at}4ax.com...
> >> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:35:07 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
> >>  wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>"St. Jackanapes"
 wrote in message
> >>>news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
> >>>>
> >>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
> >>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Father Haskell"
 wrote in message
> >>>>>
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> >>>>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
> >>>>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of Father Haskell was
> >>>>> >> questioned
> >>>>> >> when they said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes

> >>>>> >> > wrote:
> >>>>> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
> >>>>> >> > > questioned
> >>>>> >> > > when they said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes
> >>>>> >> > > > 
> >>>>> >> > > > wrote:
> >>>>> >> > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
> >>>>> >> > > > > was
> >>>>> >> > > > > questioned
> >>>>> >> > > > > when they said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12
pm, St. Jackanapes
> >>>>> >> > > > > >

> >>>>> >> > > > > > wrote:
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Haskell
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > was
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > questioned
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > when they said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > On
Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >

> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Haskell
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
was questioned
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
when they said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> 
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> wrote:
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > questioned when they
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > said...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > "St. Jackanapes"
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > 
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > wrote in
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > Father Haskell vomited up the following vile
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > mess...
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> Map searches on all map servers return a
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> street
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> intersection when
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> an
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> office building of
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> that
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> comes up as 5710
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> Mableton.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not sure
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > who
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > you're referring to.
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > But to guess, are you referring to Dr.
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > Chung's
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > imaginary office
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > building?
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > referring
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > to
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > ur new home
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > hell.
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > :-:
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > We'll be updating
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > What am I to do with this homosexual stalker,
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Father?
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Every time I get
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > back home from one of my stressful international
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > business conferences
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > sit down at my PC to relax and post in AFJC,
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > here's
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > this gay guy
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > sexually
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > propositional
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > emails from his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > up
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > for perverted
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > just
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > above, he's going to
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > go to my forum and post things from "Alice" -
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > he's
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > got a really sick
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > homo obsession with me - an online stalker that
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > I'm
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > afraid - terrified
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > actually - will turn into real world stalking
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > and
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > endanger my loving
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > family and maybe even my job in the publishing
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > industry. What do I do,
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > (lapsed)
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > do to protect
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > himself and family from this electronic
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > terrorism?
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Have you discussed this person with the kind
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Reverend
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public meeting
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> between
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> the two?
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
 But of course... Mine eyes were
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > open
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > but
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
I could not
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in Heaven,
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > by
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
God! I'll fix
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
debilitated eyes, and
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Loiodice
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
will be off my
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
back permanently - uh, I mean that figuratively, of
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > course!
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Get
'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > "Little
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > figure
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > it
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > out.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > The only
problem with that is that Phelps might spend
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > all
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > of
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > his time
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > trying to
fuck the sheep, and never get around to
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > > That always
happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and Phred
> >>>>> >> > > > > > Felps.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > > Oh well, even if it
doesn't work out, it will still look
> >>>>> >> > > > > good
> >>>>> >> > > > > on
> >>>>> >> > > > > YouTube.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > You don't say?
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > > Someone forge a video,
just for the fun of it.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > > Can you fuck with videos like
you can fuck with photos using
> >>>>> >> > > Photoshop?
> >>>>> >> > > Is there something like
Videoshop out there? My entry into the
> >>>>> >> > > video
> >>>>> >> > > world came to a screeching
halt about a year ago when my JVC
> >>>>> >> > > GR-DVM75
> >>>>> >> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e)
refused to take the digital tape
> >>>>> >> > > into
> >>>>> >> > > its
> >>>>> >> > > belly. And of course I don't
have the cash to get it fixed.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked
fine for Faces of Death.
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy video
with faked cannibal scenes
> >>>>> >> made
> >>>>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the video
cam back then I could have
> >>>>> >> made
> >>>>> >> much better stuff and outsold those
guys. A lot of it was just
> >>>>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
> >>>>> >
> >>>>> > A lot of National Geographic "Africa
documentaries" were shot
> >>>>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the
actresses paid extra to
> >>>>> > go topless.
> >>>>> >
> >>>>> they got paid more when their boobies were
hanging closest to their
> >>>>> navels.
> >>>>
> >>>> Well, back in those days they didn't have those
Howard Hughes designed
> >>>> "lift & separate" Jane Russell bras. In
the 20's they hardly sold what
> >>>> we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda
wrapped some linen
> >>>> material around their tits a few times, making them
look flat. Women
> >>>> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda things
with a big shelf
> >>>> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways didn't do
much to counteract
> >>>> the ever-present force of gravity.
> >>>>
> >>>> So the women of the time, be they naked African
Wah-toot-zees of the
> >>>> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New
York high society, all
> >>>> had one degree or another of the breasts tendencies
to try and touch
> >>>> their toes. This saved movie producers milk buckets
full of cash to use
> >>>> on special effects. All they had to do was raid the
Little Nubia section
> >>>> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and
tossing nets. These
> >>>> National Geographic documentaries were a great relief
to puberty
> >>>> tormented male teens the world over ever since.
> >>>
> >>>My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or Scientific
American on the
> >>>back of our toilet.
> >>>Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was a brainiac.
> >>
> >> Yep.  The best I could come up with, until I found my
stepfather's stash,
> >> was
> >> the latest copy of National Geographic, with another load of African
> >> tube-sock
> >> titties.
> >>
> >heh heh...  I'd scour the Nat Geos to see some naked boobies and I'd be so
> >disappointed if there weren't any.  I did get hold of a TJ Bible when I was
> >about 11, I was sooooooooo shocked!!!
>
> You can buy those on eBay, but as I recall, they aren't cheap.
>
> >I can't imagine what 11 yr olds think today when they see real porno all
> >over the place, just the cartoons freaked me out.
>
> I'd be in hog heaven.  The same as I'd be if a female teacher came onto me.
I
> don't know what's wrong with these 15 year olds today, whining about some
> gorgeous math teacher blowing them in the janitor's closet.

Yeah, I've been mystified by that myself. These kids today need to have
their heads examined.

--
 St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church John
"Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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