From: "Unsaved White Trash" 


"Velvet Elvis"  wrote in message
news:go9r035pckqgdt48rmcoqnen8ns1t0t21g{at}4ax.com...
> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:03:40 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>>"Velvet Elvis"  wrote in message
>>news:7lkq03ddm74aph4i030guebltcugrhqpdt{at}4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:35:07 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"St. Jackanapes"
 wrote in message
>>>>news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Father Haskell"
 wrote in message
>>>>>>
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes

>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of Father Haskell was
>>>>>> >> questioned
>>>>>> >> when they said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes

>>>>>> >> > wrote:
>>>>>> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>>>>>> >> > > questioned
>>>>>> >> > > when they said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>> >> > > > 
>>>>>> >> > > > wrote:
>>>>>> >> > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
>>>>>> >> > > > > was
>>>>>> >> > > > > questioned
>>>>>> >> > > > > when they said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12
pm, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>> >> > > > > >

>>>>>> >> > > > > > wrote:
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Haskell
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > was
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > questioned
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > when they said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > On Mar
5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >

>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Haskell
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
was questioned
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
when they said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> 
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > was
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > questioned when they
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > said...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > "St. Jackanapes"
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > 
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > wrote in
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > Father Haskell vomited up the following
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > vile
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > mess...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> Map searches on all map servers return a
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> street
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> intersection when
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> There's
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> an
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> office building of
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> that
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> comes up as 5710
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> Mableton.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > sure
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > who
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > you're referring to.
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > But to guess, are you referring to Dr.
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > Chung's
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > imaginary office
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > > building?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > referring
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > to
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > ur new home
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > hell.
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > :-:
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > We'll be updating
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > > http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > What am I to do with this homosexual stalker,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Father?
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Every time I get
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > back home from one of my stressful
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > international
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > business conferences
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > sit down at my PC to relax and post in AFJC,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > here's
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > this gay guy
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > sexually
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > propositional
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > emails from his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > me
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > up
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > for perverted
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > just
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > above, he's going to
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > go to my forum and post things from "Alice" -
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > he's
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > got a really sick
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > homo obsession with me - an online stalker
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > that
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > I'm
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > afraid - terrified
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > actually - will turn into real world stalking
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > and
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > endanger my loving
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > family and maybe even my job in the publishing
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > industry. What do I do,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > (lapsed)
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > do to protect
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > himself and family from this electronic
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> > terrorism?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Have you discussed this person with the kind
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Reverend
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public meeting
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> between
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
> the two?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
 But of course... Mine eyes were
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > open
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > but
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > I could not
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Heaven,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > by
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
God! I'll fix
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
debilitated eyes, and
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Loiodice
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
will be off my
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > >
back permanently - uh, I mean that figuratively,
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > of
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > course!
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > Get
'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > "Little
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > figure
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > it
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > out.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > The only
problem with that is that Phelps might spend
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > all
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > of
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > his time
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > trying to
fuck the sheep, and never get around to
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > > That always
happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and
>>>>>> >> > > > > > Phred
>>>>>> >> > > > > > Felps.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > > Oh well, even if it
doesn't work out, it will still look
>>>>>> >> > > > > good
>>>>>> >> > > > > on
>>>>>> >> > > > > YouTube.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > You don't say?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > > Someone forge a video,
just for the fun of it.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > > Can you fuck with videos like
you can fuck with photos using
>>>>>> >> > > Photoshop?
>>>>>> >> > > Is there something like
Videoshop out there? My entry into the
>>>>>> >> > > video
>>>>>> >> > > world came to a screeching halt
about a year ago when my JVC
>>>>>> >> > > GR-DVM75
>>>>>> >> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e)
refused to take the digital tape
>>>>>> >> > > into
>>>>>> >> > > its
>>>>>> >> > > belly. And of course I don't
have the cash to get it fixed.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked
fine for Faces of Death.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy video
with faked cannibal scenes
>>>>>> >> made
>>>>>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the video
cam back then I could have
>>>>>> >> made
>>>>>> >> much better stuff and outsold those guys.
A lot of it was just
>>>>>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > A lot of National Geographic "Africa
documentaries" were shot
>>>>>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the
actresses paid extra to
>>>>>> > go topless.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> they got paid more when their boobies were hanging
closest to their
>>>>>> navels.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, back in those days they didn't have those Howard
Hughes designed
>>>>> "lift & separate" Jane Russell bras. In
the 20's they hardly sold what
>>>>> we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda
wrapped some linen
>>>>> material around their tits a few times, making them
look flat. Women
>>>>> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda things
with a big shelf
>>>>> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways didn't do much to
>>>>> counteract
>>>>> the ever-present force of gravity.
>>>>>
>>>>> So the women of the time, be they naked African
Wah-toot-zees of the
>>>>> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New York
high society,
>>>>> all
>>>>> had one degree or another of the breasts tendencies to
try and touch
>>>>> their toes. This saved movie producers milk buckets
full of cash to
>>>>> use
>>>>> on special effects. All they had to do was raid the Little Nubia
>>>>> section
>>>>> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and
tossing nets. These
>>>>> National Geographic documentaries were a great relief to puberty
>>>>> tormented male teens the world over ever since.
>>>>
>>>>My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or Scientific
American on the
>>>>back of our toilet.
>>>>Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was a brainiac.
>>>
>>> Yep.  The best I could come up with, until I found my stepfather's
>>> stash,
>>> was
>>> the latest copy of National Geographic, with another load of African
>>> tube-sock
>>> titties.
>>>
>>heh heh...  I'd scour the Nat Geos to see some naked boobies and I'd be so
>>disappointed if there weren't any.  I did get hold of a TJ Bible when I
>>was
>>about 11, I was sooooooooo shocked!!!
>
> You can buy those on eBay, but as I recall, they aren't cheap.
>
>>I can't imagine what 11 yr olds think today when they see real porno all
>>over the place, just the cartoons freaked me out.
>
> I'd be in hog heaven.  The same as I'd be if a female teacher came onto
> me.  I
> don't know what's wrong with these 15 year olds today, whining about some
> gorgeous math teacher blowing them in the janitor's closet.

The word probably gets out when they brag to their jealous friends

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