From: St. Jackanapes 


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...

>
> "Father Haskell"  wrote in message
> news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes  wrote:
> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
> >> when they said...
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
> >> > > questioned
> >> > > when they said...
> >>
> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes

> >> > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of Father Haskell was
> >> > > > > questioned
> >> > > > > when they said...
> >>
> >> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
> >> > > > > > 
> >> > > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
> >> > > > > > > questioned
> >> > > > > > > when they said...
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
> >> > > > > > > >

> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
> >> > > > > > > > > was questioned
> >> > > > > > > > > when they said...
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 4, 11:19
pm, St. Jackanapes
> >> > > > > > > > > >

> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
> >> > > > > > > > > > > questioned when they
> >> > > > > > > > > > > said...
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
"St. Jackanapes" 
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
in messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
Father Haskell vomited up the following vile
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > mess...
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> Map searches on all map servers return a street
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> intersection when
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's an
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> office building of
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but that
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> comes up as 5710
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> Mableton.
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not sure who
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
you're referring to.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
But to guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
imaginary office
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > building?
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > NOPE !
! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's referring to
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > ur new home
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in hell.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > :-:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > We'll
be updating
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > > What am I
to do with this homosexual stalker, Father?
> >> > > > > > > > > > > Every time I get
> >> > > > > > > > > > > back home
from one of my stressful international
> >> > > > > > > > > > > business conferences
> >> > > > > > > > > > > sit down at
my PC to relax and post in AFJC, here's
> >> > > > > > > > > > > this gay guy
> >> > > > > > > > > > > harassing
me for sick cult sex! He sends me sexually
> >> > > > > > > > > > > propositional
> >> > > > > > > > > > > emails from
his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me up
> >> > > > > > > > > > > for perverted
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply just
> >> > > > > > > > > > > above, he's going to
> >> > > > > > > > > > > go to my
forum and post things from "Alice" - he's
> >> > > > > > > > > > > got a really sick
> >> > > > > > > > > > > homo
obsession with me - an online stalker that I'm
> >> > > > > > > > > > > afraid - terrified
> >> > > > > > > > > > > actually -
will turn into real world stalking and
> >> > > > > > > > > > > endanger my loving
> >> > > > > > > > > > > family and
maybe even my job in the publishing
> >> > > > > > > > > > > industry.
What do I do,
> >> > > > > > > > > > > Father?
What is a heterosexual Catholic boy (lapsed)
> >> > > > > > > > > > > do to protect
> >> > > > > > > > > > > himself and
family from this electronic terrorism?
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > > > Have you
discussed this person with the kind Reverend
> >> > > > > > > > > > Phred Felps,
perhaps arranging a public meeting between
> >> > > > > > > > > > the two?
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > >  But of course... Mine eyes were open but
> >> > > > > > > > > I could not
> >> > > > > > > > > see! Yes! They're a
proverbial match made in Heaven, by
> >> > > > > > > > > God! I'll fix
> >> > > > > > > > > the two of them up as
a blind date, speaking of
> >> > > > > > > > > debilitated eyes, and
> >> > > > > > > > > once Rev. Phred
figures out what his date is, Loiodice
> >> > > > > > > > > will be off my
> >> > > > > > > > > back permanently -
uh, I mean that figuratively, of
> >> > > > > > > > > course!
> >>
> >> > > > > > > > Get 'em both roaring
drunk.  Dress Loidice in a "Little Bo
> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
> >> > > > > > > > costume, complete with
sheep.  Felps might never figure it
> >> > > > > > > > out.
> >>
> >> > > > > > > The only problem with that is
that Phelps might spend all of
> >> > > > > > > his time
> >> > > > > > > trying to fuck the sheep, and
never get around to cornholing
> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
> >>
> >> > > > > > That always happens when you mix
liquor, Viagra, and Phred
> >> > > > > > Felps.
> >>
> >> > > > > Oh well, even if it doesn't work out, it
will still look good on
> >> > > > > YouTube.
> >>
> >> > > > You don't say?
> >>
> >> > > > Someone forge a video, just for the fun of it.
> >>
> >> > > Can you fuck with videos like you can fuck with photos using
> >> > > Photoshop?
> >> > > Is there something like Videoshop out there? My
entry into the video
> >> > > world came to a screeching halt about a year ago
when my JVC GR-DVM75
> >> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the
digital tape into its
> >> > > belly. And of course I don't have the cash to get it fixed.
> >>
> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
> >>
> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy video with faked cannibal scenes made
> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the video cam back then I could have made
> >> much better stuff and outsold those guys. A lot of it was just
> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
> >
> > A lot of National Geographic "Africa documentaries" were shot
> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the actresses paid extra to
> > go topless.
> >
> they got paid more when their boobies were hanging closest to their navels.

Well, back in those days they didn't have those Howard Hughes designed
"lift & separate" Jane Russell bras. In the 20's they hardly
sold what we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda wrapped some
linen material around their tits a few times, making them look flat. Women
with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda things with a big shelf welded
on to lay the udders upon. Both ways didn't do much to counteract the
ever-present force of gravity.

So the women of the time, be they naked African Wah-toot-zees of the high
savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New York high society, all had one
degree or another of the breasts tendencies to try and touch their toes.
This saved movie producers milk buckets full of cash to use on special
effects. All they had to do was raid the Little Nubia section of LA with
horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and tossing nets. These National
Geographic documentaries were a great relief to puberty tormented male
teens the world over ever since.

--
 St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church John
"Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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