From: Velvet Elvis 

On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:30:47 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
 wrote:

>
>"Velvet Elvis"  wrote in message
>news:go9r035pckqgdt48rmcoqnen8ns1t0t21g{at}4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:03:40 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>>  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Velvet Elvis" 
wrote in message
>>>news:7lkq03ddm74aph4i030guebltcugrhqpdt{at}4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:35:07 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>>>>  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"St. Jackanapes"
 wrote in message
>>>>>news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Father Haskell"
 wrote in message
>>>>>>>
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes

>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>>>>>>> >> questioned
>>>>>>> >> when they said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St.
Jackanapes 
>>>>>>> >> > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
the sobriety of Father Haskell was
>>>>>>> >> > > questioned
>>>>>>> >> > > when they said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am,
St. Jackanapes
>>>>>>> >> > > >

>>>>>>> >> > > > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
>>>>>>> >> > > > > was
>>>>>>> >> > > > > questioned
>>>>>>> >> > > > > when they said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > On Mar 6,
7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>>> >> > > > > >

>>>>>>> >> > > > > > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Haskell
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > was
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > questioned
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > when they said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > On
Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >

>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Haskell
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> was questioned
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> when they said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > 
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > wrote:
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > was
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > questioned when they
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > said...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > "St. Jackanapes"
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > 
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > wrote in
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > Father Haskell vomited up the following
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > vile
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > mess...
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> Map searches on all map servers return a
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> street
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> intersection when
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> There's
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> an
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> office building of
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> that
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> comes up as 5710
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> Mableton.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > sure
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > who
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > you're referring to.
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > But to guess, are you referring to Dr.
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > Chung's
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > imaginary office
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > building?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > referring
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > to
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > ur new home
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > hell.
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > :-:
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > We'll be updating
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > What am I to do with this homosexual stalker,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Father?
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Every time I get
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > back home from one of my stressful
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > international
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > business conferences
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > sit down at my PC to relax and post in AFJC,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > here's
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > this gay guy
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > sexually
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > propositional
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > emails from his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > me
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > up
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > for perverted
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > just
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > above, he's going to
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > go to my forum and post things from "Alice" -
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > he's
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > got a really sick
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > homo obsession with me - an online stalker
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > that
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > I'm
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > afraid - terrified
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > actually - will turn into real world stalking
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > and
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > endanger my loving
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > family and maybe even my job in the publishing
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > industry. What do I do,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > (lapsed)
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > do to protect
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > himself and family from this electronic
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > terrorism?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Have you discussed this person with the kind
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Reverend
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public meeting
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > between
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > the two?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
>  But of course... Mine eyes were
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > open
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > but
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> I could not
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > Heaven,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > by
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> God! I'll fix
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> debilitated eyes, and
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> Loiodice
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> will be off my
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> back permanently - uh, I mean that figuratively,
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > of
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > course!
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > "Little
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > >
costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > figure
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > it
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > > out.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > The
only problem with that is that Phelps might spend
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > all
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > of
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > his time
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > trying
to fuck the sheep, and never get around to
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > That always
happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > Phred
>>>>>>> >> > > > > > Felps.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > > Oh well, even if
it doesn't work out, it will still look
>>>>>>> >> > > > > good
>>>>>>> >> > > > > on
>>>>>>> >> > > > > YouTube.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > You don't say?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > > Someone forge a video,
just for the fun of it.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > > Can you fuck with videos
like you can fuck with photos using
>>>>>>> >> > > Photoshop?
>>>>>>> >> > > Is there something like
Videoshop out there? My entry into the
>>>>>>> >> > > video
>>>>>>> >> > > world came to a screeching
halt about a year ago when my JVC
>>>>>>> >> > > GR-DVM75
>>>>>>> >> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e)
refused to take the digital tape
>>>>>>> >> > > into
>>>>>>> >> > > its
>>>>>>> >> > > belly. And of course I
don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera
worked fine for Faces of Death.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy
video with faked cannibal scenes
>>>>>>> >> made
>>>>>>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the
video cam back then I could have
>>>>>>> >> made
>>>>>>> >> much better stuff and outsold those
guys. A lot of it was just
>>>>>>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > A lot of National Geographic "Africa
documentaries" were shot
>>>>>>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the
actresses paid extra to
>>>>>>> > go topless.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> they got paid more when their boobies were
hanging closest to their
>>>>>>> navels.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, back in those days they didn't have those
Howard Hughes designed
>>>>>> "lift & separate" Jane Russell bras.
In the 20's they hardly sold what
>>>>>> we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda
wrapped some linen
>>>>>> material around their tits a few times, making
them look flat. Women
>>>>>> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda things
with a big shelf
>>>>>> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways didn't
do much to
>>>>>> counteract
>>>>>> the ever-present force of gravity.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the women of the time, be they naked African
Wah-toot-zees of the
>>>>>> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New
York high society,
>>>>>> all
>>>>>> had one degree or another of the breasts
tendencies to try and touch
>>>>>> their toes. This saved movie producers milk
buckets full of cash to
>>>>>> use
>>>>>> on special effects. All they had to do was raid
the Little Nubia
>>>>>> section
>>>>>> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and
tossing nets. These
>>>>>> National Geographic documentaries were a great
relief to puberty
>>>>>> tormented male teens the world over ever since.
>>>>>
>>>>>My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or
Scientific American on the
>>>>>back of our toilet.
>>>>>Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was a brainiac.
>>>>
>>>> Yep.  The best I could come up with, until I found my stepfather's
>>>> stash,
>>>> was
>>>> the latest copy of National Geographic, with another load of African
>>>> tube-sock
>>>> titties.
>>>>
>>>heh heh...  I'd scour the Nat Geos to see some naked boobies
and I'd be so
>>>disappointed if there weren't any.  I did get hold of a TJ Bible when I
>>>was
>>>about 11, I was sooooooooo shocked!!!
>>
>> You can buy those on eBay, but as I recall, they aren't cheap.
>>
>>>I can't imagine what 11 yr olds think today when they see real porno all
>>>over the place, just the cartoons freaked me out.
>>
>> I'd be in hog heaven.  The same as I'd be if a female teacher came onto
>> me.  I
>> don't know what's wrong with these 15 year olds today, whining about some
>> gorgeous math teacher blowing them in the janitor's closet.
>
>The word probably gets out when they brag to their jealous friends

Reminds me of the old joke;

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father Oâ ÖMalley," he
says, "my name is Emil Cohen. Iâ Öm seventy eight years old. Believe
it or not, Iâ Öm currently
involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old
sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life Iâ Öve
never felt better."
"My good man," says the priest, "I think youâ Öve come to
the wrong place. Why are you telling me?"
And the guy goes: "Iâ Öm telling everybody!"

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