From: "Unsaved White Trash" 


"St. Jackanapes"  wrote in
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...
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>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:16:20 -0400, St. Jackanapes
>>  wrote:
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>> >Kids are reaching puberty earlier and earlier these days. I can guess
>> >why.
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>> Have you seen some of these teachers?  Reminds me of Van Halen's
"Hot For
>> Teacher"
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hENut2cMMHQ
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> My teachers didn't look like that at all. Most of them looked like my
> 9th grade history teacher, Mrs. Overholt. She was plump, only owned 5
> dresses, was 55 years old, and had a large matronly bosom. That large
> bosom acted like a shelf underneath her face, so that when she drank
> coffee with donuts, the shelf would capture all the crumbs and coffee
> dribbles. She made me sit in the very front row, much to my displeasure.
> I'd have to sit in there stoned as hell, and have to look at those
> coffee stains for what seemed like an eternity.
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> Her class was usually one of the dullest of the day. She'd ask questions
> and no one would dare raise their hand. She'd just jabber on. One
> afternoon she was droning on about the Indians and the Calvary. I was
> pretty stoned, as was most of the rest of the class. I was half
> listening to her talking about Custer when she said "Custer snuck around
> behind a hill to beat off the Indians." I lost it big time. I was in
> hysterics. More of the class, whether they heard her or not, began
> laughing too. Soon the entire classroom of 30 kids was in high hilarity,
> most of them not even knowing why. Poor Mrs. Overholt looked scared at
> first, not used to any reactions from us. Soon she was laughing too.
> After a few minutes we all calmed down and went back to just as before.
> Mrs. Overholt never understood what happened.

Good story. LOL
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