From: "Unsaved White Trash" 


"Velvet Elvis"  wrote in message
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> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:38:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
>  wrote:
>
>>
>>In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...
>>
>>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:03:40 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >"Velvet Elvis" 
wrote in message
>>> >news:7lkq03ddm74aph4i030guebltcugrhqpdt{at}4ax.com...
>>> >> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:35:07 -0700, "Unsaved
White Trash"
>>> >>  wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>"St. Jackanapes"
 wrote in message
>>> >>>news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> "Father Haskell"
 wrote in message
>>> >>>>>
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>>> >>>>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes

>>> >>>>> > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>>> >>>>> >> questioned
>>> >>>>> >> when they said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>> >>>>> >> > 
>>> >>>>> >> > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
>>> >>>>> >> > > was
>>> >>>>> >> > > questioned
>>> >>>>> >> > > when they said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08
am, St. Jackanapes
>>> >>>>> >> > > >

>>> >>>>> >> > > > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > Haskell
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > was
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > questioned
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > when they said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > On Mar
6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > >

>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Haskell
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > was
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > questioned
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
when they said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> 
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > Father
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > Haskell
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > was questioned
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > when they said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > 
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > wrote:
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > e was
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > questioned when they
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > said...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > "St. Jackanapes"
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > 
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > wrote in
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Father Haskell vomited up the following
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > vile
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > mess...
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> Map searches on all map servers return
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> a
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> street
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> intersection when
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> There's
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> an
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> office building of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> some sort, with an empty parking lot,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> but
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> that
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> comes up as 5710
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > >> Mableton.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > sure
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > who
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > you're referring to.
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > But to guess, are you referring to Dr.
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Chung's
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > imaginary office
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > > building?
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > referring
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > to
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > ur new home
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > location, just dig about 4000 miles deep,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > in
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > hell.
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > :-:
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > We'll be updating
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > > http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > What am I to do with this homosexual
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > stalker,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > Father?
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > Every time I get
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > back home from one of my stressful
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > international
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > business conferences
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > sit down at my PC to relax and post in
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > AFJC,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > here's
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > this gay guy
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > sexually
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > propositional
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > emails from his alter-ego "Alice" - and
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > signs me
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > up
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > for perverted
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > reply
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > just
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > above, he's going to
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > go to my forum and post things from
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > "Alice" -
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > he's
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > got a really sick
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > homo obsession with me - an online stalker
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > that
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > I'm
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > afraid - terrified
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > actually - will turn into real world
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > stalking
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > and
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > endanger my loving
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > family and maybe even my job in the
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > publishing
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > industry. What do I do,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > (lapsed)
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > do to protect
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > himself and family from this electronic
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > > terrorism?
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > Have you discussed this person with the kind
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > Reverend
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > meeting
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > between
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > > the two?
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> >  But of course... Mine eyes
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > were
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > open
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > but
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > I could not
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > Heaven,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > by
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > God! I'll fix
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > debilitated eyes, and
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > Loiodice
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > will be off my
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > back permanently - uh, I mean that
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > figuratively, of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> > course!
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> "Little
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> Peep"
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
> costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > figure
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > it
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > out.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
The only problem with that is that Phelps might
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > spend
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > all
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > of
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > his time
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > >
trying to fuck the sheep, and never get around to
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > That
always happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > Phred
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > > Felps.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > Oh well,
even if it doesn't work out, it will still
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > look
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > good
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > on
>>> >>>>> >> > > > > YouTube.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > You don't say?
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > > Someone forge a
video, just for the fun of it.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > > Can you fuck with
videos like you can fuck with photos
>>> >>>>> >> > > using
>>> >>>>> >> > > Photoshop?
>>> >>>>> >> > > Is there something
like Videoshop out there? My entry into
>>> >>>>> >> > > the
>>> >>>>> >> > > video
>>> >>>>> >> > > world came to a
screeching halt about a year ago when my
>>> >>>>> >> > > JVC
>>> >>>>> >> > > GR-DVM75
>>> >>>>> >> > >
(http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the digital
>>> >>>>> >> > > tape
>>> >>>>> >> > > into
>>> >>>>> >> > > its
>>> >>>>> >> > > belly. And of course I
don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus
camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
>>> >>>>> >>
>>> >>>>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy
video with faked cannibal
>>> >>>>> >> scenes
>>> >>>>> >> made
>>> >>>>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the
video cam back then I could
>>> >>>>> >> have
>>> >>>>> >> made
>>> >>>>> >> much better stuff and outsold
those guys. A lot of it was just
>>> >>>>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
>>> >>>>> >
>>> >>>>> > A lot of National Geographic
"Africa documentaries" were shot
>>> >>>>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with
the actresses paid extra to
>>> >>>>> > go topless.
>>> >>>>> >
>>> >>>>> they got paid more when their boobies
were hanging closest to
>>> >>>>> their
>>> >>>>> navels.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Well, back in those days they didn't have
those Howard Hughes
>>> >>>> designed
>>> >>>> "lift & separate" Jane Russell
bras. In the 20's they hardly sold
>>> >>>> what
>>> >>>> we think of as a bra, did they? They just
kinda wrapped some linen
>>> >>>> material around their tits a few times,
making them look flat.
>>> >>>> Women
>>> >>>> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda
things with a big shelf
>>> >>>> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways
didn't do much to
>>> >>>> counteract
>>> >>>> the ever-present force of gravity.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> So the women of the time, be they naked
African Wah-toot-zees of
>>> >>>> the
>>> >>>> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of
New York high
>>> >>>> society, all
>>> >>>> had one degree or another of the breasts
tendencies to try and
>>> >>>> touch
>>> >>>> their toes. This saved movie producers milk
buckets full of cash to
>>> >>>> use
>>> >>>> on special effects. All they had to do was
raid the Little Nubia
>>> >>>> section
>>> >>>> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes
and tossing nets.
>>> >>>> These
>>> >>>> National Geographic documentaries were a
great relief to puberty
>>> >>>> tormented male teens the world over ever since.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or
Scientific American on
>>> >>>the
>>> >>>back of our toilet.
>>> >>>Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was
a brainiac.
>>> >>
>>> >> Yep.  The best I could come up with, until I found my
stepfather's
>>> >> stash,
>>> >> was
>>> >> the latest copy of National Geographic, with another
load of African
>>> >> tube-sock
>>> >> titties.
>>> >>
>>> >heh heh...  I'd scour the Nat Geos to see some naked
boobies and I'd be
>>> >so
>>> >disappointed if there weren't any.  I did get hold of a TJ
Bible when I
>>> >was
>>> >about 11, I was sooooooooo shocked!!!
>>>
>>> You can buy those on eBay, but as I recall, they aren't cheap.
>>>
>>> >I can't imagine what 11 yr olds think today when they see real porno
>>> >all
>>> >over the place, just the cartoons freaked me out.
>>>
>>> I'd be in hog heaven.  The same as I'd be if a female teacher came onto
>>> me.  I
>>> don't know what's wrong with these 15 year olds today, whining about
>>> some
>>> gorgeous math teacher blowing them in the janitor's closet.
>>
>>Yeah, I've been mystified by that myself. These kids today need to have
>>their heads examined.
>
> The Smoking Gun had an article about a year back, with pictures of all
> these
> wanton teachers.  Most of them were pee-on-my-toothbrush hot.
>
LOL...  pee-on-my-toothbrish-hot?  heh heh heh

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