From: weezlmom{at}worldnet.att.net (Weezlmom)
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights
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@NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 21:48:04 +0000 (UTC)
@Xref: intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com alt.moose.rights:1586

mad.moose.mike{at}f11.n134.z1.fidonet.org (Mad Moose Mike) wrote in message
news:...
> NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR
> AREA 36
> Dept. of Toorism & Culchur
> Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place
> Sin Jon's, Da Rock

 WHO'S YOU? 
 - Weezlmom-of-the-herd.

 WHERE YA LIVES: 
 - In my house.

 IS YA A: GIRL  
 - Prissy Southern Belle. 

 WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? 
 - On the distant planet Louisiana, long, long ago

 Do ya drink? 
 - Every day.

 Ow' much? 
 - Depends on how thirsty I am and how much fresh lemon is available.

 What kind do ya drink?  
 - Well, let's see...hot green tea with peach, extra lemon, and honey;
iced tea with loads of lemon; water with tons of lemon and lots of
ice; ginger spritzer with still more lemon; cola filled with crushed
ice; orange juice; and occasionally hot chocolate with lots of milk
and NO marshmallows.....

 Does ya stagger much? 
 - Only if a crosswind catches my antlers. 

 Does ya smoke de wacky backy? 
 - No, just jerky and sometimes ribs.

 Is poachin' a sin?  
 - Eggs? Goodness, I hope not!

 Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out? 
 - Only when my pencil point keeps breaking.

 ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT

 When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs. 
 - At least.

 AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'. 
 - Of course. Isn't it??  I mean, sort of like in the Mooses Aid
Society???

 Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence at all.  
 - Or at least a good camera.


 >SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS DA >NEXT YEAR.
 >YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER
 >LICENCE - 


 - Oh, good.  We must keep this proper.  After all, that IS the proper
way, yes?

   Weezlmommoose



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