From: "VødkäJéllÿ" 
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Mad Moose Mike wrote:
|| NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR
|| AREA 36
|| Dept. of Toorism & Culchur
|| Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place
|| Sin Jon's, Da Rock
||
|| WHO'S YOU? ________Vj________________________________
||
|| WHERE YA LIVES: ____Brissle_________________________________
||
|| IS YA A: B'YE______ GIRL ___ar___ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
||
|| IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
||
|| WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? _______Nottingham_______________
||
|| WHEN WAS DIS? ___________________summer 1968__________________
||
|| 1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
|| Pogey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___
|| Too lazy to get off yer arse ___
||
|| 2. Do ya drink? __ar_
||
|| 3. Ow' much?
|| Lots __dissun _ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___
|| Till ya passes out ___
||
|| 4. What kind do ya drink?
|| 'Champagne, tequila, vodka___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya
hands on ___
||
|| 5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
|| Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal __ar_
||
|| 6. Is ya a alkie?
|| Yup ___ Nope _ar__ It's 'ard da say ___
||
|| 7. Does ya go to AA?
|| Yup ___ Nope _ar__ What de'ell is AA? ___
||
|| 8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?___job prohibits
it :O(_______
||
|| 9. Is poachin' a sin? ____might be, I ain't sayin__ Fer 'oo? ____________
||
|| 10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
|| All de time __ar_ Whenever ya kin git it _ar__ Not dat often b'ye ___
||
|| 11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave?
|| I's rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___
|| None of yer bloody business__ar___
||
|| 12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out?
|| Yup ___ Nope _ar__ Ya got someone else ta fill it out fer ya ___
||
|| ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT
||
|| 1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
|| Tru ___ Not _ar__
||
|| 2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
|| Tru _ar__ Not ___
||
|| 3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin.
|| Tru ___ Not _ar__
||
|| 4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'.
|| Tru ___ Not _ar__
||
|| 5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence at all.
|| Tru _ar__ Not ___
||
|| SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS
|| BEFORE CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR.
|| YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER
|| LICENCE
||
|| -+- M00sED/W32 3.0.1
||  + Origin: The Lush Green Splendor Of The Kananaskis Bogs! (1:134/11)

I doan wanna licence, I juss like fillin in forms ;o)

Vj


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