G'morning Nicolaas, 

 MM> You have no idea how good I feel......
 NH> Trust me, the feeling of euphoria well be temporary.  Very!

How prophetic !

Someone had stuck a hatchet in my head when I surfaced - but I was 
in bed, the room was extra tidy and all my clothes were neatly 
piled waiting for me...

And when I finally made it to the breakfast room, there were bacon 
and eggs with all the trimming, tomato juice and coffee - plus an 
unread Herald.  The note from my wife said she'd just gone 
shopping for fresh salmon and a pork roast - signalling that my 
favourite lunch and dinner was in the pipeline...

"So what happened ?", I asked my son.

"So you floated in from the shed last night, fell down the stairs, 
puked over the Persian throw rug and smashed the Wedgewood display 
before passing out."

"That ... got all this ?", I was totally bewildered.

"No ... when we got you on the bed, she was struggling to get your 
trousers off when you started shouting `No, no ... leave me 
alone, I'm a married man'"

:-))            

 NH> ... I prescribe strong black coffee, two cigarettes, and a good cr{at}p.

Nah...  :-{at}

--- Maximus/2 3.01