-=> Quoting Walter Luffman to All <=-
 
 WL> After far too long without a cat in my life, I once again am the
 WL> humble slave of a kitty!  Meko is a two-year-old mackeral tabby
 WL> who had been living at the Humane Society since last July.
 WL> (She came there pregnant; I'm told her kittens found good homes
 WL> *very* quickly, which makes sense if they were anything like
 WL> their mother.)
 WL> 
 WL> Barely 24 hours after coming to my home, Meko has taken complete
 WL> charge.  So far she's made the following points perfectly clear:
 
Of course. Don't you know that cats own the universe, they just allow us
to exist and to worship them. 
 
 WL> Her favorite seat is smack-dab in the center of the sofa.
 
And woe to those who occupy it besides her, right?
 
 WL> Sloppy-joe sandwiches are meant to be *shared*.
 
Four food groups for cats: Dry, canned, moist, yours.
 
 WL> The kitchen sink is the most fascinating place in the entire
 WL> house, except of course for the doors.
 
The door is the most horrendous human invention, to cats.
 
 WL> It impresses her not a bit that I feed her, groom her and tend
 WL> to her litter box.  She'd much rather be around my mother, who
 WL> naturally claims she doesn't like pets at all.  (Mother came
 WL> over to visit, and Meko took to her immediately.  When Mother
 WL> left, Meko sat in front of the door and miaowed for about ten
 WL> minutes.)
 
And your mother shows how much she "doesn't like the cat," right? 
My mom is the same way.
 
 WL> Only humans are fooled by the sounds made by "Catz, Your
 WL> Computer Petz".  Either that, or I need a better set of
 WL> speakers.
 
Where did you get this? Do they have a web site?
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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