G'morning Heather,

 HL>> I wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't something to do with
 HL>> it. ;-)
 MM> No, no - I didn't start the war - it was my sister that
 MM> dropped the little Swastika flag down the loo and
 MM> Scnickelgruber started bombing our place the next week ...
 MM> true, honest injin !
 HL> I hope the flag was dropped in the loo... pointy end first.
 HL> If not, I'd bet there were a few screams that outdid the air-
 HL> raid sirens.

Noo ... twas just a little flag - and the loos were much bigger in 
those days...

Besides which, us British used not to scream much - a discreet 
cough or gasp at best, I fear - and in extreme cases, apologetic 
as in "Sorry to bother you, doctor, but a few days ago I seemed to 
have been silly enough to encounter a pointy object and I wondered 
if you might spare a momen...."

:-)

 
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