To: Terok Nor 
From: Garry Stahl 
Reply-To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com

  Number two is a winner.

The following questions and answers were collated from last year's British
GCSE exams. (16 year olds!).......seriously. (No imagination is rich enough
to cook these up.) Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a
planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in
the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.


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Garry   AKA   -Phoenix-   Rising Above the Flames

Star Trek le mort.  Viva la Star Trek admiraetur.

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