FORUM:   EMS(Rescue                           HOST: MCBBS
DATE:    Dec-22-96 3:13pm                     MSG:  1
FROM:    BOB FRANKLIN
TO:      ALL
SUBJECT: Joke
A paramedic arrived at a semi concious patient who had O/D on drugs,
There was also a police officer at the scene who promptly asked the
paramedic why he had his finger up the patients rectum to which came
the reply "I am going to make him vomit ". The police officer
looked very puzzled and said "Sticking your finger up his rectum
wont make him vomit will it?" The paramedic replied "No, but you
watch what happens when I stick it down his throat".
FELIX J. CIESLINSKI
 * Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day # 13
 * Silver Xpress V4.4
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