From: ElwoodMoose{at}yahoo.com (Elwood Moose)
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights
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@NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 05:29:20 +0000 (UTC)
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The Three Mooseketeers asked Elwood..


> Hi Elwood...  do you perchance have a brother named Jake?
> 
> -The Three Mooseketeers.

Jake and I are no longer on speaking terms. He was all strung out on a
salt lick one day, and said some less than groovy things about my cow.
I see him every now and then... hanging with a bunch of hunters... but
if you ask me.. that group is nothing but trouble. Last time I saw
him, he was wearing a flannel plaid jacket and drinking Molson from a
six pack.  Wouldn't suprise me to see him diving a Subaru throught the
old neighbourhood with a backseat full of ad reps named Chad or
Dave....
But there was a time when it was all about the rutting, y'know?

~Elwood~


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