I don't get it

LJ


>This may be more "old chick" humor.... 
>I thought it was a riot
>enjoy
>
>I love this one!
>
>Phyllis
>
>THE PERFECT DRESS
>
>The wedding day was fast approaching.  Everything was ready, and 
>nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' 
>nasty divorce.  Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress 
>to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
>
>A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young 
>stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress as Jennifer's 
>mother's.  She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie 
>flatly refused.  "Absolutely not!  I'm going to wear this dress. 
>I'll look like a million in it!"
>
>Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied,  "Never mind, 
>dear.  I'll get another dress.  After all, it's YOUR special day, 
>not hers."  
>
>Two weeks later, another dress was finally found.  When they 
>stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked mother,  "What are you going to 
>do with the first dress?  Maybe you should return it.  You don't 
>have any place to wear it."
>
>Sheila grinned and replied,  "Of course, I do, dear!   I"m 
>wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"

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