To: Teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com
From: "Theresa Williams" 
Reply-To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com

I don't know for sure if this when through or not, so I'm sending it again.


 A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.  They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the pone line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

  They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.  The
taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. 
The cat they had put out in the yard scoots back into the house.  They
don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries
to eat the bird.

  The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to the
the cat.  The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.  The wife doesn't
want the driver to know the house will be empty.  She explains to the taxi
driver that her husband will be out soon.  "He's just going upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother."

  A few minuets later, the husband gets into the cab.  "Sorry I took
so long," he says.  "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.  Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!  Then I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.  But it worked.  I hauled
her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"


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