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THE DANGERS OF AUTOMOBILES
Did you know that automobiles are used in 100% of the drive-by shootings
in America, according to the FBI?
 Did you know that automobile accidents and homicides claim over 28,000
lives per year? In two years this casualty total exceeds that of the ENTIRE
Vietnam War.
 Did you know that there is NO state-mandated waiting period to purchase
an automobile? And that you may purchase AS MANY automobiles as you wish in
any month?
 Did you know that importation of 'assault' sports-cars, IS STILL LEGAL IN
THIS COUNTRY? These assault-cars usually have engine capacity in excess of
6 cylinders and are capable of speeds of 120 MPH (or more) and serve no
useful driving purpose.
 Did you know that there are NO restrictions on owning FULLY AUTOMATIC
TRANSMISSIONS?  These transmissions are the preferred gear-shifting method
of criminals and gangsters everywhere!
 Did you know that there is NO criminal background check before purchasing a
car? That you can go into any sleazy car dealers and purchase a snub-nose
'Saturday Night Special' Sub-Compact Economy car on nothing more than a
signature, if you have the money?
THE BLOODSHED MUST STOP! WE MUST *TAKE* *BACK* OUR STREETS!
No more, will we sit idly by as our young people crash into one another and
kill one another with depraved indifference to human life. Not one more
innocent bystander shall be mowed-down by an out-of-control driver who
'snaps'! Now, there is a group dedicated to controlling and eventually
banning the automobile:
AUTOMOBILE CONTROL INC
Our goals are straightforward:
1) A national 7-day waiting period before a car may be delivered, after
purchase
2) Total bans on all 'assault' sport cars.
3) Total bans on all snubnose 'Saturday Night Special' Sub-Compact cars.
4) Eventually, a total ban on all automobiles
Let me introduce our spokesperson, Sarah Brainless.
Sarah: "You may know my husband, Jim Brainless. During the attempted
assassination of The President, Jim was hit in head by an out-of-control
car...and..(sniff)...well, he's (sniff) never been the same since...
(sniff, sniff, HONNNKK). So I dedicated the rest of my life to banning this
evil object, the automobile. I know that there are a bunch of groups who
will fight back against my efforts, such as the AAA. These whackos would
like to see a car in every garage! ...and those Merchants of Death
themselves, the Big Three carmakers... "As you know, the AAA claims that
there is a constitutional right to travel. Well, I dispute that - If you
read the whole amendment like WE do, it is clear that the founding fathers
only intended that ORGANIZED MILITIA may be allowed to travel...it is NOT
to be construed as an individual right to travel!"
If you join Automobile Control Inc, we will send you the following:
- A really neat pin that shows a car with a red line through it.
- A fact sheet that dispels the myths of those who would argue for the
owning cars.
- A subscription to One Cylinder Short, the magazine that reflects the
goals of ACI.
- A really boffo bumper sticker that says, "This car should be banned."
Call: 1-800-BAN-CARS. Have a credit card ready.
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