>Okay, I'm typing along and realize I'm spewing cliches in my latest
>masterpiece-in-progress.
>
>What do people say today instead of "Keep your shirt on" when they're
>trying to get to the door where someone's knocking?  "Hang on, I'm
coming"
>is okay, but not very exciting. . . .
>
"Don't get your knickers in a twist"
"Keep your hair on"
"Rein it in a bit"
"Take a pill"
"You should spend more on your drugs, those cheap ones aren't working"
"Try de-caff next time"
"No need to bash my door down"
"Try a battering ram, it's a tough door, your fists will give out before it
does"
"Try your head, it seems to be harder than your fists"
"Okay, okay! I'm not deaf,  only slow"
"I heard you the first time. Every other time, too, come to think of it"
"Where's the fire?"

>Stuck in the 1950s,

Oh, well, some of those might not be 50s suitable
>
Laurie trying to be helpful Phoenix


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