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from: Jesus Slut Fucker
date: 2001-02-25 23:07:40
subject: Re: I am completely disgusted with commercial BBQ sauce

Nighthawk wrote:
> 
> "Jesus Slut Fucker"  wrote in message
> news:3A97B9C1.8017E9E0@home.com...
> 
> > The Right Reverend Newbomb Turk wrote:
> > >
> > > On Wed, 21 Feb 2001 00:33:25 GMT, Jesus Slut Fucker
> > >  wrote:
> > >
> > > >> Never left, moron.
> > > >
> > > >Better go tell that bullshit to someone like Jack who'll believe
> > > >it...
> > >
> > > Unlike yourself, convict, I have a job that pays more than minimum
> > > wage, and at times, it keeps me occupied.
> >
> > ROFL! It wouldn't surprise me to find that I paid more in taxes last
> > year than you earned.
> 
> Anyone who isn't bright enough to avoid taxes *deserves* to pay them.
>

Greg, your in the Navy. Except when you sell your ass to the other
sailors, you pay taxes on every cent you earn. You must not be too
fucking bright.




-Jesus
-- 
To see Mad Hatter aka Commandant (Diaper Boy) adventures with Big 
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http://www.bigdaddyhoward.com

Scroll down to Matt. Caution! Diaper Boy homosexual scenes are 
graphic and disgusting. Do not view after eating.

Top Ten Mad Hatter aka Commandant  Quote List:


10. Pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee Mr. Howard not any more. I 
promise to be good, just pllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeee don't spank 
my butt no more. 3a24ed88.6879853@news.supernews.com

9. I'm not gay or anything, but I've stuck things up my ass to see
what it feels like! 3a23ed91.598893584@news.supernews.com

8. You think night time incontinence is funny? You try waking up 
in a cold pool of piss and see how funny you think that is!
3a29ed91.598893584@news.supernews.com

7. Variety in sex is switching hands. Rubber gloves or a sock 
add some spice as well. I've also experimented with those penis 
pumps but wasn't all that impressed.

6. I was born with a white count so fucking high. 
I can't catch HIV.

5. You may look at me as stupid, so what even if I am, why should I 
care?

4. Diapers are the thing to turn a woman on. On the first date you 
know a woman digs you if she is willing to change your dirty diaper.

3. Sure I let Big Daddy Spank my ass. He really laid it on. Spanked
my
ass so hard it brought tears to my eyes. He has the pictures of my
red
ass on his web page. But I'm not gay. We never had sex (though he 
did get a ragin' hard on as I squirmed on his lap), it was 
just spanking.

2. I'm noticed a lot lately that people mistake me for a girl.

1. You can't embarrass me. I piss the bed every night. You think 
you can do any worse than that?

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