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echo: english_tutor
to: ARDITH HINTON
from: ANTON SHEPELEV
date: 2020-05-21 11:28:00
subject: A question about tenses

Ardith Hinton:

>           Depends on the circumstances.  If a joke begins with
> e.g. "Three guys go into a bar" I expect it to continue in the
> same vein.

Do not they "walk" into a bar? I compiled an epic list of
English-related bar jokes by members of alt.usage.english.usage :
https://tinyurl.com/y8o3kgoy (links to the Google Groups). I have
to put aside my modesty and say that it is really worth reading.

>           I remember a song from the 1950's in which a woman
> tells her children what her mother told her when she was a little
> girl... "What will be, will be". Should you want to look up the
> lyrics, the name of this song is QUE SERA, SERA.

I know and love that song and songstress, it is Doris Day! I am
the happy ownder of a CD by AML+ with her songs remastered
straight from vinyl on esoteric vaccume tube equipment. To my
infinite regreat, AML+ passed away several years ago, and his
unique heritage is largely lost to the world.

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