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echo: english_tutor
to: DENIS MOSKO
from: ALAN IANSON
date: 2020-05-07 12:40:00
subject: PandaSwitch

Hello Denis,

 DM>  A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
 DM> After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and
 DM> shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the
 DM> manager. 'Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't
 DM> pay for your sandwich!'

 DM>  The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it
 DM> up!'

 DM>  The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
 DM> for panda: 'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised
 DM> by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'

 DM> Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)

Eats, shoots and leaves in this case.. Good one!

 Ttyl :-),
         Al

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