Hello Denis,
DM> A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
DM> After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and
DM> shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the
DM> manager. 'Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't
DM> pay for your sandwich!'
DM> The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it
DM> up!'
DM> The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
DM> for panda: 'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised
DM> by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
DM> Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)
Eats, shoots and leaves in this case.. Good one!
Ttyl :-),
Al
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* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
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