25 Mar 03 07:03, Mad Moose Mike wrote to The Three Mooseketeers:
 TM>> You would be surprised what is considered to be a
"perfectly good"
 TM>> airplane!

 MMM> True enuff; until recently, the Canuckian government was claiming 
 MMM> that the Sea Kings were "perfectly good" aircraft...

Oh, but the Sea King doesn't actually have to be able to fly.

It's so ugly, the ground naturally repels it.

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