From: "Bob Walker" 
To: "ATM Group" 
Reply-To: "Bob Walker" 


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(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
YOU MAY BE A SCOPEHEAD IF:
-Your back porch collapses--all except one pier right in the middle.
-You return from a Hawaiian vacation with no suntan.
-Your children and pets all have names like Stella, Nova, Comet and Leo.
-Your favorite songs are Stardust, Moonglow, Sunny and When You Wish =
Upon a Star.
-You can't fix dinner on time tonight because of the Lunar occultation =
of Saturn just before sundown.=20
-You refuse to drive any car but Saturns, Novas and Subarus.
-You were bitterly disappointed to find that the comic strip "Ritchie =
Rich" has nothing to do with widefield catadioptric telescopes.
-You can't clean the kitchen sink because you used up the scouring =
powder fine-grinding your mirror.
-The only scouring powder you'll use is Comet.
-Your husband suggests you put on a little rouge and you head straight =
for the polishing room.


 *  Best regards, Bob
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(with apologies to Jeff
Foxworthy)
YOU MAY BE A SCOPEHEAD IF:
-Your back porch collapses--all
except one pier =
right in=20
the middle.
-You return from a Hawaiian vacation with no=20
suntan.
-Your children and pets all have names like
Stella,=20
Nova, Comet and Leo.
-Your favorite songs are Stardust, Moonglow, Sunny =
and When=20
You Wish Upon a Star.
-You can't fix dinner on time
tonight because =
of the=20
Lunar occultation of Saturn just before sundown. 
-You refuse to drive any car but Saturns,
Novas and=20
Subarus.
-You were bitterly disappointed to find that the =
comic strip=20
"Ritchie Rich" has nothing to do with widefield catadioptric=20
telescopes.
-You can't clean the kitchen sink because you used =
up=20
the scouring powder fine-grinding your
mirror.
-The only scouring powder you'll use is =
Comet.
-Your husband suggests you put on a little
rouge and =
you head=20
straight for the polishing room.
 
 
 *  Best regards,=20
Bob*        =20
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