For you Murcan cousins who are still having a hard time converting
Foreignheat to Centigrade:

--- Darlene & Larry wrote:

> Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
> 
> 50 degrees  Fahrenheit (10 C):
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens.
> 
> 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C):
> Italian cars won't start.
> Canadians drive with the windows down.
> 
> 32 Fahrenheit (0 C):
> American water freezes.
> Canadian water gets thicker.
> 
> 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C):
> New York City landlords finally turn  on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
> 
> -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C):
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
> 
> -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C):
> Santa Claus abandons the North  Pole.
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
> 
> -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> 
> -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion  stops.
> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
> 
> -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C):
> Hell freezes over.
> The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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