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 BK>>  That's easy. An expert is anyone from 100 miles away. Since it's
 BK>>  out in the gulf, all of us, maybe excepting Lee Lafaso and a few
 BK>>  others, are experts.

 DD> Don't forget the briefcase. Got to have a briefcase. I am 
 DD> not sure that Lee owns one - so, he may not be an expert in 
 DD> any event. Even if he moved to St. Louis, MN.

 OH Damn! That's what I forgot, the briefcase. No wonder I
 couldn't get hired as an expert consultant. No Briefcase. I have
 several, but never thought to bring one.

 Guess a computer case doesn't count?


BOB KLAHN bob.klahn{at}sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

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