TM> A capital "M" we hope.

 PH> Indeed. The conspicuous lack of swamps, however, makes 
 PH> Ottawa a difficult place, moosewise, at times. Urban 
 PH> moose are sometimes seen shaking their antlers in 
 PH> frustration when navigating the concrete forest.

Most Ottawa m00se have moved to suburbia, no, exurbia... heading down the
417 with the calves in tow to set up homesteads in Moose Creek.

Mind you, that means having to dodge bagpipe-wielding Maxville scotsmen.

--- Maximus/UNIX 3.03b