-=> Bob Klahn wrote to Dave Drum <=-

 BK>>  That's easy. An expert is anyone from 100 miles away. Since it's
 BK>>  out in the gulf, all of us, maybe excepting Lee Lafaso and a few
 BK>>  others, are experts.

 DD> Don't forget the briefcase. Got to have a briefcase. I am
 DD> not sure that Lee owns one - so, he may not be an expert in
 DD> any event. Even if he moved to St. Louis, MN.

 BK>  OH Damn! That's what I forgot, the briefcase. No wonder I
 BK>  couldn't get hired as an expert consultant. No Briefcase. I have
 BK>  several, but never thought to bring one.

 BK>  Guess a computer case doesn't count?

Unless it contains a laptop, projector and a Power Point presentation with lots
of bullet points.

ENJOY!!!

From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
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