From: Dave Bird 
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights
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@NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 22:43:42 +0000 (UTC)
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In article, Weezlmom
 writes:
>Finish these with originality.  No clichés!


     The rain it falleth on the just, and on the unjust fellah,

                but mainly on the just because

          the unjust stole the just's umbrella.


> 
> 
> 
>The best laid plans of mice and men...........
   still come out crooked when the builders finish
> 
>A fool and his money..............................
   get elected US president
> 
>We have nothing to fear but.....................
   heffalumps
> 
>Pride goeth before..........
   Prior (goeth before Quartz)
> 
>Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man...........
   sleep through all the fun
> 
>Birds of a feather..............
   catch psittacosis
> 
>Don't put all your eggs................
   in one omelette
> 
>April showers bring................
   wet dogs
> 
>A penny saved is..............
   ten minutes of your life gone beyond recall. 
> 
>All work and no play make Jack..............
   die of heart attack
> 
>Any friend of yours is..............
   unfortunate
> 
>Every dog has it's................ 
   fleas
> 
>A place for everything, and everything in......................
   the sock-drawer
> 
>I scream, you scream, we all scream for.................
   fire extinguishers
> 
>Give me liberty or give me........................ 
   baked alaska
> 
>What part of ______________ don't you understand???
   incomprehensible
> 
>_____________________ hath charms to soothe the savage beast
   rohypnol
> 
>What's good for the goose, is good for.................
   the orange sauce
> 
>A spoonful of_______________makes the_____________go down......
                lies                     lawbook
> 
>Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of......... 
   aids
>       
>    
>Cool as a.....................
   fridge
> 
>It was so hot you could have....................
   fried.  
>               
> 
>She was so mad........................
    she thought she was a potato
> 
>Who's afraid of the big, bad.............
   mouse
> 
>Beware of wolves in..................
   hamptons
> 
>Sly as a...........................
   prairie dog
> 
>As fat as a...................... 
   walrus
> 
>As soft as......................  
   buttered shite
>                         
>You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him................
   sober
> 
>He looked like the cat that ate....................   
   its own tail
>                     
> 
>He smelled like.........   
   the inside of a tomb
> 
>As sweet as.............
   the smile on a psychopath


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