On 09 Dec 05  12:14:23, Nancy Backus got back to Danny Ceppa 
-> Re: hi

 NB> running joke about age issues... his mother just happens to be the same
 NB> age as me. :) So every so often we razz each other about age... 
 
 DC> Do you call him 'son'?   

 NB> Nah...  it's more a case of "oh, that's right, you weren't
born yet"
 NB> on my part...  Or a "cars weren't invented until after you
were born"
 NB> type on his part...  all in good spirit, of course...  :)

 NB> ... When I was a kid we had to chisel taglines on the cave wall.

Unfortunately, most of the good zingers are directed at old people!  

Try this maybe:  

Your momma's so old that when God said, "Let there be light!" she 
flipped the switch.  

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