, The Three Mooseketeers wrote to Paul Henry:

 PH>> Greetings from the Great White Capital.

 TM> A capital "M" we hope.

Indeed. The conspicuous lack of swamps, however, makes Ottawa a difficult
place, moosewise, at times. Urban moose are sometimes seen shaking their
antlers in frustration when navigating the concrete forest.


... Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
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