23 Mar 03 15:14, George W. Bush wrote to Texas Border Patrol:

 GWB> Howdy Trooper!  ...

 GWB> You boys were certainly true to that good old Texas spirit, or at
 GWB> least the stereotype we've found so useful.  Well done, and don't let
 GWB> my delay replying make you think that my PR flacks spent a long time
 GWB> trying to figure the best spin for this little incident.  

We here at the Repugnant Party have decided to blame the left wing for this
avaiation tragedy. As good right-wing Americans, we shall be hard at work
developing spacecraft and aircraft with two right wings so that nothing
like this ever happens again.

Now can we have some more tax dollars to fund big fat defense contracts?

--- GoshBlessAmerica!