ml> Terrorism Alert in France.

 ml> AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
 ml> that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to
"hide."

 ml> The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and
 ml> "collaborate."

 ml> The raised alert was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one
 ml> of Frances' white flag factories, completely disabling their military.

Oh, my... whatever will they do?

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