Date: 1 Feb 97 02:00:00




On the long drive back from OVFF this year, James Fulkerson
and I, both being tired and more than a little punchy, came
up with this.  The only filk connection would be the con,
and I suppose you could do it as spoken word if you don't
mind having things thrown at you.

BTW, The Nashville Exchange's newsgroups have been extremely
wonky again.  Somebody please tell me if this is getting
out.  By email, preferably, so we don't clutter the
newsgroup.


You Might Be A TruFan If ...

If you think that "ISF" means "I Love Science
Fiction"

If you plan your family vacation around WorldCon.

If you lost your virginity at a con.

If you've ever sat in the con suite for 3 hours talking
about why a particular WorldCon bid won't work.

If you've ever been involved in a fan feud ... and cared!

If most of your sexual experiences take place in cheap
hotels.  (or you're a travelling salesman of some sort,
we're not sure)

If you've ever given advice on how to be a better Klingon.

If you can't tell the difference between Mr. Spock and Dr.
Spock ... we can't help you.

If one of the happiest days in recent memory was when you
found out you could get Tullamore Dew in the U.S. again.

If you've ever based a major career change or life decision
on how it would affect your con attendance.

If you've ever seriously considered being on con com.

If you've ever seriously considered being a conchair ... you
need help.

If you've ever agonized over whether to stay with the filk
or go to the masquerade.

If you've ever shared a 4-person hotel room with 7 or more
people.

If you can expound at length on the pros and cons of
hectograph vs. mimeograph.

If you think the Trek-Fen should get a life while you're
paying $250.00 for an original "Buck Rogers" popgun toy.

If the artwork in your house cost you more than the walls
holding it up.

If you laughed at more than 3 of these.  Holster that
disrupter.


(c) 1996 Bryan Porter and James Fulkerson.  Feel free to
forward, post, or otherwise share this with anyone you feel
like inflicting it upon. Just please remember to keep our
names attached.  We want all the blame, er, fame.


___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR]

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