Howdy, George!

We all just wanted to let you know that we spotted an unidentified aircraft
over Palestine TX around 9:00 this morning with the markings
"Columbia" on it.

Well golly!

Columbia is one of the major South American drug exporting nations, is it not?

No matter, here in Texas we shoot first and ask questions later. *BLAM*

We blasted that varmin, whatever it was, out of the sky real good boss!

We're certain that you'll be proud of us. No drug-crazed South American
banana republic messes with these here Excited States and lives to tell
about it!

God bless America.

--- Guns&Blammo