Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 18:30:19 GMT



A friend of mine, Mary-Anne Wolf by name, who is not a filker (she
thinks), sent me the following half-baked filk as a suggestion for a 
starter. Apparently she insta-ed it as she wrote her email. 


'Tis a tax on the turnpike.
Tis a tax on the gin,
Tis a tax on the gas,
and I never think I'll win.
...
Chance, chance, whatever it may be,
so I buy the tix for the lottery,
while I never win, it is better than a tax,
...(fax, max, backs)...
...
Chance, chance, whatever it may be,
so I buy the tix for the lottery,
while I never win, I am such a lazy slob
that I dream that I do and I quit my job.
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