Lionel wrote:
> When you are throwing their lying cheating asses out the door, what
is
> the last thing you are looking at? Is it the crying eyes or the
> flailing hands? No way dawg, it's that made-for-fellatio mouth, and
> that mons-shaped slit underneath the tight jeans. You think you gotta
> have it one more time but it's alright, women are like buses. Another
> one will be along in 20 minutes.
>
> Chuck Lysaght rulez!

Maybe the driver of the next bus won't mind that you can't tell a mound
(mons) from an opening (slit), though it does cast some doubt on both
your gynecological knowledge and your ability to please a woman. Might
be at that bus stop some time, in that case...

My advice is to bring a good long novel, preferably one with a glossary
for the really confusing words.



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