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echo: dads
to: NANCY BACKUS
from: Daryl Stout
date: 2014-01-17 11:19:18
subject: Re: ills was: Male Singl

Nancy...

 NB{at}> I hope you are feeling better by now...  Pneumonia's no fun either...
 NB{at}> Keep hydrated...

  I'm drinking a lot of non-caffeinated beverages (it's rare I drink a
Coca-Cola anymore). I also found out that if one has hypertension (high
blood pressure), that they should NOT take decongestants.

  When I went out to the local Pizza Hut yesterday for their lunch
buffet (pizza and a nice salad), I drank 4 glasses of Sierra Mist (they
have Pepsi products). When I told the waitress that I was "into heavy
drinking", she quipped "I'm going to call the cops on you". 

  That reminds me of the joke where this guy staggers out of this home,
where a party was going on, and tries to find his car...it's the last
one he gets to. He climbs in, and "passes out"...but all this was seen
by a cop.

  Shortly thereafter, the party breaks up, and everyone else walks right
to their vehicles, gets in, and drives off. This first guy, starts to
drive off, and is immediately pulled over by the cop, who gives him a
breathalyzer test..."0.0"!!

  Incredulous, the cop wants to know what's going on.

  The guy replies "Tonight...I was the designated decoy". 

Daryl

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